Friday, January 14, 2011

The funnies

Girl ay thought ay talkin' to a sweet young ting, ay ain' kno' ay talkin' to a big big woman

Four men standin' around talkin' by Stabroek when one man say "Ay kno' Germany is not in Europe" and deh men went crazy. One walk over in deh man face while pullin' money out he pocket.... "You rass mad or wuh... wuh you mean Germany ain' in Europe... weh deh sc...t you tink it deh."

A woman talkin' about deh world... "is love we need... everybody need love... ay talkin' 'bout dat 5 letter word man ... love."

In deh market... ay walk down to tek photos of the river and ay say hi to some women... as ay was walkin' away one woman call me back and sey ... "when you comin' back bring a sweetee for me nuh." The other woman look at me and sey.."Nah ... ay want a lollypop an' bring a lollypop for she too... duh is wuh she really want."

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